Playwrite: Dan Goggin. Starring the nuns you love, Father Virgil, and four of Mount Saint Helen's most talented students, Nuncrackers: The Nunsense Christmas Musical is presented as the first TV special taped in convent's new basement cable access studio. With brand new songs, including "Twelve Days Prior to Christmas","Santa Ain't Comin' To Our House," "We Three Kings of Orient Are Us" and "It's Better To Give Than To Receive," this show is filled with typical Nunsense humor, your favorite carols, and "secret Santa" audience participation.